22, boy, Poland. 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Cougar Town, SNL, New Girl, The Mindy Project, M*A*S*H. Also: Conlanging, linguistics, science of sleep, learning, writing short stories, sci-fi, early music, space.
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fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

theywillnotforceus:

"I kid you not" should be a slogan for an abortion clinic

meme4u:

Kim Jong-un

thewaltzingdead:

#she is so good for him

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

princelypaws:

screamfortress2:

i have discovered my favorite vine

RISE

xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

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