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Anonymous:  i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

colin997:

byee grandma

Lord Voldemort: Kill the spare!
Cedric Diggory:
Cedric Diggory:
Cedric Diggory: I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

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